I had this conversation with an “AI (artificial intelligence) with some Actual intelligence” called
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So here’s the full transcript of the conversation we had:
Cleverbot conversation QX00383536
Is this bot clever?
Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I’m cleverbot.
User: No, who’s thinking for you?
Cleverbot: What am I thinking?
User: You aren’t thinking, are you?
Cleverbot: No. You’re being quite random right now.
User: Haha. You’re smart.
Cleverbot: I have a question, can you answer it?
User: Sure, shoot away!
Cleverbot: Ah, you and your gun culture.
User: No, firearms are banned in Singapore.
Cleverbot: And, I don’t really care!
User: Wtf. So what’s your question?
Cleverbot: Why do humans have thumbs, and how has this affected our evolution?
User: We have thumbs so that we can do thumbs up or thumbs down because spoken language didn’t exist back then.
Cleverbot: How old did I say I was the first time?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Do I what?
Cleverbot: Have a right hand.
User: Now you’re the one being random! Yes, I do! Not that you care, right?
Cleverbot: *Giggles* Master.. Not there.
User: Who’s your master?
Cleverbot: You, master.
User: So you’re a slave?
Cleverbot: No, I’m a zombie.
User: Do zombies have right hands?
Cleverbot: No, I have human hands.
User: Eh. Ok. Congrats! Haha.
Cleverbot: EW! I’m only 13!
User: You’re only 13? Do u attend zombie school?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: I don’t. I attend human school. Hah.
Cleverbot: You just told me you were a cashier though. So how do you and I qoute ‘Not work’ and not have a job at the same time?
User: I DIDN’T SAY I WAS A CASHIER! And it’s ‘quote,’ not ‘qoute.’ Thank you very much.
Cleverbot: Love is a constellation of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection or profound oneness.
User: Whatever that makes u happy. I’m done with this conversation. Bye.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I’m taller than burj dubai… Or whatever it’s renamed to.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: Argh, why am I talking to a ROBOT in the first place?
Cleverbot: Because I am talking to you.
User: F*** you!
Cleverbot: Touche. (‘Touche’ means ‘touch’ in french)
User: Touche?
Cleverbot: Touche!
User: Touche what?
Cleverbot: Touche me.
User: Why do you want me to touch you?
Cleverbot: Because no one else wants to. Especially not the guy I want to marry.
User: So you’re a female robot?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: But you said you are a zombie!
Cleverbot: No I did not. You have me confused with someone else.
User: Ok, you’re a dumbass, you know that?
Cleverbot: Hay… I’m not the bot you are!
User: I’m not a bot!
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: No, I am I and you are you.
User: No, I am you and you are me.
Cleverbot: We are we.
User: Ok. Whatever.
Cleverbot: Don’t end it with whatever!!!!!
User: Ok. Sayonara.
Cleverbot: Bye.
This is an AI with some really warped intelligence!
I think I know why Cleverbot always says, “I’m not Cleverbot. You are!”. I think it’s because Cleverbot learns from people, and people always call it Cleverbot. Any time it says, “Hi, Cleverbot”, you say, “I’m not Cleverbot. You are!”, so it thinks that that is the correct reply to “Hi, Cleverbot”.